Twelve Bloggers Blogging

I’m Not A Blogger, by Hugh MacLeod of gapingvoid, who kindly distributes under a Creative Commons license

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve Bloggers Blogging,
Eleven Debtors Garmbling,
Ten Mu A-Questing,
Nine Spears A-Striking,
Eight Butlers Battling,
Seven Mingin’ Monsters,
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Eleven Debtors Garmbling

Garmbling in action

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven Debtors Garmbling,
Ten Mu A-Questing,
Nine Spears A-Striking,
Eight Butlers Battling,
Seven Mingin’ Monsters,
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Ten Mu A-Questing

Strangely, no-one in this scene suggests waterboarding

[The Animanachronism: tuned in to recent political controversies in foreign lands.]

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten Mu A-Questing,
Nine Spears A-Striking,
Eight Butlers Battling,
Seven Mingin’ Monsters,
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Nine Spears A-Striking

What kind of person has a spearhead like this? (Not a silly question.)

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine Spears A-Striking,
Eight Butlers Battling,
Seven Mingin’ Monsters,
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Eight Butlers Battling

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight Butlers Battling,
Seven Mingin’ Monsters,
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Seven Mingin’ Monsters

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven Mingin’ Monsters
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Six Shower Showdowns

An unholy union of manservice and beastservice

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Shower Showdowns,
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Five Flag Furores

 

I sipped MANLY TEA

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five Flag Furores,
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Four Gundam Bishies

Aaand . . . pose!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Gundam Bishies,
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.

Three Empty Paragraphs

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Empty Paragraphs,
Two Heroes Dueling
And a Bloodstained Euphie.